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1. Are you a real political party?
2. Why was the Blah! Party set up?
3. Why are you called the Blah! Party?
4. Who is the Blah! Party aimed at?
5. Why should I join the Blah! Party?
6. What does 'joining the Blah! Party' actually mean?
7. What happens at election time?
8. How do I join?
9. Is Captain Sensible going to stand for election?
10. What's your long-term plan for the party?
11. What would your party do if it got into power?
12. How can one of your manifesto points be about obesity when the party is supported by a crisp manufacturer?
13. Why Seabrook Crisps?
14. Is the Blah! Party another Monster Raving Looney Party?

1. Are you a real political party?
   Absolutely. The Blah! Party is fully registered and the Electoral Commission has accepted our manifesto and constitution. A list of all political parties, including the Blah! Party can be found at www.electoralcommission.org.uk
2. Why was the Blah! Party set up?
   We want the Blah! Party to be the protest vote, a vote that says: ‘We, the British people are fed up with the lies, unanswered questions and unexplainable decisions that political parties and the current government make. Decisions that have no logic, and seem to be made for political reasons rather than what is good and right for this country.’
3. Why are you called the Blah! Party?
   When someone is talking rubbish you want to say to them, “Blah blah blah blah blah!?
4. Who is the Blah party aimed at?
   The Blah! Party is for everyone in this country who is fed up with the irrational aspects of modern-day politics and everyday life. It’s for anyone with any common sense.
5. Why should I join the Blah! Party?
   You should join the Blah! Party because it is the only political party of protest where the membership truly controls our manifesto.
6. What does joining the Blah! Party actually mean?
   Membership of the Blah! Party means is that you register your appeal for no nonsense, straight talking politics. It's also free to join (via this website) and free to leave.
7. What happens at election time?
   You can still vote for one of the other political parties at election time, and membership in no way compromises your political integrity.
8. How do I join?
   Simply text BLAH to 83010 (texts cost 25p, see terms and conditions) and you will receive a PIN number that you can use to access exclusive content. Alternatively you can join via this website here.
9. Is Captain Sensible going to stand for election?
   Absolutely. We believe that a Blah! Party MP can have a real impact on the political process of this country.  A Blah! Party MP will not be governed by political persuasion, just the responsibility to hold the government accountable for the decisions that they make, asking the questions that reflect the feelings of the constituency and mood of a nation.
10. What’s your long term plan for the party?
    Our main objective is to become the biggest political party in the UK with over 300,000 members. Our focus will be on generating as much support as possible, and campaigning on the policies that matter to our members.
11. What would your party do if you got into power?
    We’d begin by telling the truth, and focus on putting honesty and transparency back into British politics.  We’d ensure that our policies were driven by a desire to do what is right for this country rather than a desire to meet a political agenda or get into bed with America.
12. How can one of your manifesto points be about obesity when the party is supported by a crisp manufacturer?
    Our view is simple; if you eat too much and don’t do any exercise you’ll get fat. Snacks such as crisps and sweets should be seen as a treat and eaten in moderation.
13. Why Seabrook Crisps?
    Seabrook Crisps also believes in a no-nonsense approach, and that is why they are the Blah Party’s main sponsor. All the main political parties have funding behind them.
14. Is the Blah! Party another Monster Raving Loony Party?
    Absolutely not. This is a fun party but it has serious political undertones and serious ambition.

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