Name: Selina Benterman
Place: Norwich
Occupation: Student

Profile: I'm just finishing off my creative writing degree at Norwich Art School. I used to be a bit of an anarchist in my more nihilistic days, but I think the connotations of the word 'anarchist' don't help matters. It's a wonderful ideaology, but it won't seem to accept that (on the whole) humans are total arseholes. I think Blah! has a chance of causing a stir by being honest and sensible with realistic goals... something the government can't yet manage.

Name: Graeme Hill
Place: Todmorden, West Yorkshire
Occupation: Development Worker

Profile:I develop sport and physical activity opportunities for people with disabilities in the borough of Rochdale. I have been politically active since the age of 16. Don't like Thatcher or the consequences of her, but did in fact enjoy the fact that there was confrontation and a better understanding of what the parties represented. I detest the middle ground stuff and the keeping the middle class happy thing in current day politics and find it all very unfortunate how politically unaware we are. I would like to see compulsory voting, a greater distribution of wealth and stronger measures taken on reducing cars and getting people out walking or cycling on the roads again. Get people outside talking to each other and stop being so bloody selfish!

Name: Donna Woodmore
Place: Chislehurst, Kent
Occupation: Online retailer

Profile: I have always been interested in politics and feel badly let down by our government. Political correctness has gone mad, democracy seems to have been lost, and as a parent I am finding the nanny state tactics suffocating! Bring back a bit of freedom, let people take risks. Encourage people to see the bigger picture, look after our people, our planet, and our future! Bring back common sense and responsibility! Use your vote to protest, vote Blah! Together we CAN make a difference.  Get off your backside and vote! Blah! to those that can't be bothered. Do it! Now!

Name: Andy Lamb
Place: Cardiff

Profile: I am a 42 year old who has had enough. Really had enough. There has never been an alternative to the mentalists that rule our increasingly impotent existence. The Blah! Party is the Viagra of disaffection, we will grow, our seeds and… that’s enough now... I will not accept a 'Big Brother' society - so Blah! to it! It is important that we all do our bit for sense and for what is right, and there is so much that is wrong. I raise the sacred sword of Blah! and vow to follow our Captain into the belly of the beast!

Name: Alan Hooper
Place: Gloucester
Occupation: Train driver

Profile: Hi to all! I’m proud to have been accepted as the rep for good old Gloucester. I’m 47 years old with a 13 year old son. I’m a train driver by trade and I’d like to think we can all Blah! forward together and put the world to rights!

Name: Vincent Thompson
Place: Newcastle upon Tyne
Occupation: Ex-student

Profile: I am a 16 year old ex-student from Newcastle upon Tyne. I have been mildly interested in politics for quite some time but over the past two years my interest has escalated. I am quite well known for being very outspoken and not being afraid to express my views. It's good to see a political party with a difference, one that stands out and has a chance of success, sort of like the punk of politics.

Name: Iain Monks
Place: Rochdale, Lancashire
Occupation: IT Support

Profile:I’m a 35 year old working in IT support for a well known catalogue company. I find myself disillusioned by the lack of common sense in politics and the swing to political dogma over community representation when it comes to policy.

Growing up in a family where one side were staunch Tories and the other dyed in the wool Socialists, I soon realised that no one political party has the solution but all have some good ideas that could shape the world if only they would listen to each other.

When I get any spare time, I listen to music (Mozart to Marilyn Manson), watch DVDs, go walking in this green and pleasant (slightly damp) land and play strategy games on my PC.

Name: Tom Stevens
Place: Bassetlaw, Nottinghamshire
Occupation: Student

Profile: I'm a 16 year old (soon 17) A-level student, keen musician and supporter of the BLAH! party. I'm growing tired of this government only half listening to the voices of their country. Overthrowing negative/infamous icons in far off countries may have its advantages in protecting our country and those we are associated with, but it undermines many other affairs. The way the government functions should change, until then someone should run into the House of Commons, drop their trousers, and show Tony and his cronies one big BLAH!

Name: Spamulaspam
Place: Yorkshire
Occupation: Mother of two

Profile: Hi everyone. I presume your looking at these profiles because like me, you’re totally disillusioned with the powers that be. It’s about time those little people were heard, you know, the ones that really matter, YOU! Fed up with not being heard and not being allowed an opinion, I came across this website and immediately joined. I’m just and ordinary mother of two from a quiet village in Yorkshire. I moved here recently after spending my whole life in Oldham.

Name: Paul Wallace
Place: Isle of Man
Occupation: Music Promoter

Profile: Paul is a fulltime music promoter and musician and his respect for Captain Sensible’s morals led him to the Blah! Party. Based on the Isle of Man, Paul can often be found around the UK following various bands and playing with his own band, Poison Hearts. The Blah! Party is the only party that offers us an alternative to the deceit and shennanigans of the government.

Name: Mr Rose Tints
Place: Cheshire
Occupation: Marine Producer

Profile: I have seen the future - at last we have something in politics that is real, true and honest. A wonderful new reason to be hopeful in life. I am a marine producer for TV and Film and am currently spreading the Blah! Party wonder-word on all fronts. My new ambition in life is to represent the Blah! Party at the highest level. My great great grandfather was a MP in the 1930s (Sir George Middleton) and I feel that now I have a genuine political party to support.

Name: John Richmond
Place: Motherwell
Occupation: Sales Advisor

Profile: I was born in Corby and moved to Scotland as a child. I found the Blah! Party on MySpace and couldn't believe I had found a party that finally made sense. The right to question and disapprove is a fundamental right in any free society; a stance against the PC Brigade that is ruining everyone's liberty. We need a voice for the common people.

Name: Graham Scaife
Place: Malvern, Worcestershire
Occupation: Full time parent of three

Profile: Hello Blah! Followers. I was born in Yorkshire in 1964 and after 42 years in my home county I said goodbye to the home of the Tykes and moved to Malvern, in deepest Worcestershire, with my partner and our three children. The Government and the Opposition are becoming increasingly more difficult to tell apart. There wasn’t really an alternative and there was definitely no party that stood for the principles that I hold dear – honesty and fairness being the main ones. As if being able to sense my despair, Captain Sensible comes along with a real alternative.

Name: Dave Bishop
Place: Manchester
Occupation: Comedian

Profile: Dave Bishop is a stand-up comedian based in Manchester. Over the last three years he has earned a cult reputation as a stand-up. Always politically charged on stage he has performed on several benefits for groups such as the Dissent Network during the G8 protests and earlier this year was hand chosen to support America’s most controversial 2008 Libertarian presidential candidate Doug Stanhope on his first shows in England. An ardent believer in freedom of expression and freedom of speech, he started performing stand up believing “It was the last bastion of free speech left in this country”. He supports the Blah! Party as he thinks that it is perhaps the last chance for a true democracy in Great Britain and an excellent way to re-politicise people who have become apathetic.

Name: Lewis Cornwell
Place: Cambridge
Occupation: Student

Profile: I first found out about the Blah! Party through The Damned fan site back in October 2006 and was relieved I had finally found a party that listens to its members. And also one which didn't bore the living day lights out of me! What better place for a party to be based other than largest network in the world? At first I thought, nah, this party is a load of rubbish. But after watching the site for a few weeks I realised I was wrong. I was soon sticking stickers on police cars, fast food signs, toilets, and anywhere else I could reach. The next month came and I found myself talking to Captain Sensible in his slippers, that’s all I remember.... I want to get every possible living soul on that Blah! Party members list! Follow your fellow Captain Sensible and vote the only sensible vote, the protest vote!

Name: James Proctor
Place: Bradford
Occupation: Student

Profile: Greetings. I'm a student at the peace studies department at Bradford University. I'm an ex national champion at the mighty athletics discipline of Power Walking, and I now get paid to play football. I'm also a vegan, which some would see as a hindrance for an athlete... not so. Now, why am I part of the Blah! revolution? Well, I'm afraid that the age of heckling and polarised politics is no more. There's no room for political parties that are trying to find a new base on an uneven ground. Ground based movements are needed to reinvigorate the political environment that we live in. The Blah! Party gives us the chance to reclaim the power for ourselves, instead of having it given away by unaccountable leaders.

Name: Shaun Nightingale
Place: Southsea, Hampshire
Occupation: Technical Manager

Profile: Since coming out of college into the mass unemployment of the 80’s I’ve been constantly disappointed by the ‘powers that be.’ We seem to be stuck in a political culture where holding on to power is more important than actually doing any good with said power. All the main parties have morphed into one beige-coloured mess. Only the colour of their lies tells them apart! It’s time to change the system from the inside and get them listening again! Join us, together we can do it!

Name: Aaron Ford
Place: Melbourn, South Cambridgeshire
Occupation: Student

Profile: When I first came across the Blah! Party website I signed up straight away; the idea of a political party that really listens to the public overwhelms me. Within days I was out Blah!ing many of society's ridiculous ways! From then onwards I have been an enthusiastic member of the Blah! Party, determined to get the message across to the rest of the public.

Name: Lewis King
Place: Pill, North Somerset
Occupation: Student

Profile: For ages I’ve wanted to get my voice heard - somewhere I can speak my mind and not be beaten down because of it. I found the Blah! Party through a friend on Myspace and have become increasingly interested in what it stands for. I decided I should get the word out there, that there is a place where everyone has a voice and is given the opportunity to use it.

Name: Steve Nicklin
Place: Wolverhampton, West Midlands
Occupation: Volunteer Museum Assistant

Profile: I’m 44 years old, married and have four independent thinking kids. I am a graduate of the University of Plymouth where I was reading Heritage. I am opposed to the way we are all being treated by Mr. Blair and company, who simply rip us off more and more in which to pay for their fat cat rich lives! I think the Blah Party is the only real alternative out there in this political jungle!

Name: James Stafford
Place: Powys, Wales
Occupation: Student

Profile: I was born in England, briefly raised in the States, raised more in England, moved around a little more and then landed up in Wales. I love making noise and also do blogs, a little bit of electronics work, lots of art and attracting crowds with comedy acts and songs.